Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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