I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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