i just google imaged poop.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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