she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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