Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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