Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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