Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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