i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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