I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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