oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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