Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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