she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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