Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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