Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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