Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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