So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize