everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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