google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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