Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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