i always forget guys have bellybuttons
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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