Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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