So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Is Oprah even human
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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