so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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