whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
No subtext here. People are naked.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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