so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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