so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
