38 yer olds are good kisserssss
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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