question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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