K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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