508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
no, he came in my armpit
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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