No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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