dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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