For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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