Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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