So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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