Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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