the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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