Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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