I don't think brook has ever known best
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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