it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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