Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
nutella sex= disaster
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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