i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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