We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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