Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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