I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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