Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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