yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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