You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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