all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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