Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
how drunk are you?
Several
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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