Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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