Can i not drive my cunt home
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I have already put on my inside pants.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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