Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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